My name is Michael. You now know too much about me. I'm 21-years-old, I live in Canada, and I am in university taking Mineral Resource Engineering. There, now you know more than too much about me.

Someone once called me cynical. I took it as a complement. They are probably right.

Views on Tumblr:
- If you follow me it tells me you like the content of my blog. I will likely check your blog out and If I like the content of you blog I will follow you.
- If I don't find that your blog contains content of my interest than I won't likely follow you back.
- If I stumble upon your blog by any means and enjoy the content I will likely follow you. This does not mean I am in love with you, am stalking you, want to meet you, etc. It means I like the content of your blog.
- If I am following you and you become increasingly annoying, post nothing but pictures and material about the exact same thing (a band you like, Harry Potter, disturbing fan-fiction about anime characters, etc.), or reblog people like conversations or have Ask Box fights I will likely stop following you. If I stop following you it is not because I hate you, hope you die, think you're a loser, etc.; if I stop following you it means I no longer wish to see the material you are submitting to your blog because it is of no interest to me (whereas at one point it may have been).
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World of Warcraft Game Masters; is there anything they can’t do?

World of Warcraft Game Masters; is there anything they can’t do?

(Source: geekologie.com)

What you do on Facebook:

(1) Go to Facebook.

(2) See if there are any new notifications.

  • If there is a new notification, see what it is. If it is worth looking at, go to it. Since it wont be, don’t look at it and proceed to (3).
  • If there isn’t a new notification, proceed to (3).

(3) Scroll down your feed looking at everyone’s picture.

  • If you see someone’s picture that you actually know, communicate with, and care about you then see what they said/posted. It likely won’t be interesting or worth commenting on, so you proceed to (4).
  • If you do not see someone’s picture that you actually care about, proceed to (4).

(4) Ask yourself, “Why the fuck am I on Facebook?”

(5) Close Facebook.

(6) Proceed to (1) in 5 minutes.

Cyanide & Happiness #2316 by Kris

Cyanide & Happiness #2316 by Kris

Nataliedee - Privatized Food Pyramid

Nataliedee - Privatized Food Pyramid

The bigger your headphones

The cooler you are

Next, The Computer

I was playing World of Warcraft too much when I should have been studying.

So I uninstalled it.

It seems like the amount time I spent playing WoW got redirected to being on Facebook and Tumblr.

I’m taking a hammer to my computer soon.

Internet Art Enthusiasts

It’s not porn!  It’s ART! You ignorant, immature, narrow-minded square!

Now, if you’ll excuse me. /fapfapfapfapfap

Slow down to 15km/h in a 100km/h zone

Turn signal on as you begin to turn.